26 thoughts on “Vogon Poetry

  1. I recited this for an English teacher who wanted us to memorize a poem. I ended up with a case of stage fright and this was all I could remember.

  2. I shat on this movie more than I should have. It's a logical mutation of the story as it passes to the film medium.. It mutated from the radio play into the book, and it mutated from the book into the BBC series… it then mutated into a bunch of regrettable book sequels and finally a wide-release feature film. This version is not worse than vogon poetry.
    it is, in fact, not as good as any fan could possibly imagine it. Myself included, but there are very poetic nods to me (as a longtime fan). Watching it now, I regret being such a bitch about it. I would love to see more movies with this cast. They actually did a good job.

  3. Silence: 0dB
    Quiet Forest: 20dB
    Normal Conversation: 40dB
    Washing Machine: 60dB
    Loud Traffic: 80dB
    Metal Concert: 120dB
    Rocket Launch: 180dB
    Vogon Poetry: 9999+dB

  4. I must say that Poem was pretty good. I especialy loved that middle part, it just flows with Creativity and whatnot. I seriously dont get what they mean with "Worst Poetry in the Galaxy". (Note, i understand nearly all languages not sproken by Humans. Thats why i avoid Alive Animals … especialy large numbers.)

  5. Wanna know what I find somewhat amusing? When the video ended, I actually suddenly grew somewhat of a headache.

  6. Typical pseudo-intellectual libtard.

    Last I checked, speeches are not poetry.

    But thanks for playing.

  7. Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
    Thy micturations are to me
    As plurdled gabbleblotchits
    On a lurgid bee.
    Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes
    And hooptiously drangle me
    With crinkly bindlewurdles,
    Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
    See if I don’t

  8. …or I will rend thee in thy gobberworts with my glurblecruncheon, see if I don't.

    Best poetry ever.

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