Vogon Poetry Posted on May 30, 2019May 30, 2019 by Hans Swaniawski by Hans Swaniawski Post navigation Author's Purpose with Grog & SheepEarly Christian Writings Outside the Canonical Collection with Tom O'Loughlin 26 thoughts on “Vogon Poetry” Still better rather hear this than country music Reply are the vogon faces cg or puppetry? so expressive Reply Vogon poetry is bad, but have you heard Amberlynn Reid's poetry though? Reply Are we going to talk about how Arthur is immune to Vogon poetry? Reply TRUMPDERANGEMENTSYNDROME Reply His words moved me to tears. Reply I recited this for an English teacher who wanted us to memorize a poem. I ended up with a case of stage fright and this was all I could remember. Reply I like how they switched who didnt like the poetry from the original tv series. Reply I shat on this movie more than I should have. It's a logical mutation of the story as it passes to the film medium.. It mutated from the radio play into the book, and it mutated from the book into the BBC series… it then mutated into a bunch of regrettable book sequels and finally a wide-release feature film. This version is not worse than vogon poetry. it is, in fact, not as good as any fan could possibly imagine it. Myself included, but there are very poetic nods to me (as a longtime fan). Watching it now, I regret being such a bitch about it. I would love to see more movies with this cast. They actually did a good job. Reply Silence: 0dBQuiet Forest: 20dBNormal Conversation: 40dBWashing Machine: 60dBLoud Traffic: 80dBMetal Concert: 120dBRocket Launch: 180dBVogon Poetry: 9999+dB Reply I must say that Poem was pretty good. I especialy loved that middle part, it just flows with Creativity and whatnot. I seriously dont get what they mean with "Worst Poetry in the Galaxy". (Note, i understand nearly all languages not sproken by Humans. Thats why i avoid Alive Animals … especialy large numbers.) Reply Wanna know what I find somewhat amusing? When the video ended, I actually suddenly grew somewhat of a headache. Reply Typical pseudo-intellectual libtard. Last I checked, speeches are not poetry. But thanks for playing. Reply "I actually quite enjoyed it." Reply Vogon Poetry – also known as 'RPF as an entire genre'. Reply Oh freddled gruntbuggly,Thy micturations are to meAs plurdled gabbleblotchitsOn a lurgid bee.Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromesAnd hooptiously drangle meWith crinkly bindlewurdles,Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,See if I don’t Reply …or I will rend thee in thy gobberworts with my glurblecruncheon, see if I don't. Best poetry ever. Reply i still can't stop laughing about the fact that this is used as LITERAL torture Reply Mos Def doesn't get nearly enough credit for his facial expressions. Reply Should have read Vogon Poetry on those creatures from A Quiet Place. Reply It's the "Myeah" at the end that always kills me ffs Reply Is that Stephan Fry narrating this? Reply Happy #WorldPoetryDay 🤮🤢😓😫😱 Reply These guys have definitely been "blessed" by Nurgle. Reply I’m high. Thought it said pottery. Slowly smh Reply Reddit the movie Reply Leave a Reply Cancel reply Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment Name * Email * Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment.