VILLAGER (and Pillager?) NEWS


[MUSIC] Villager
News. Breaking news. An update has swept the realm, changing villager life forever. But one villager refuses to
embrace our new way of life. Here’s Villager Number
Nine with more info. Thank you, Villager Number Five. Fellow citizen, why don’t
you want the update? Everybody loves the update, why don’t you want to update? But I do want the update. Are you against the update? Have you even tried the update? But I am getting the update. What about the new features? Do you think you’re better than us? What? I didn’t say any of that. We thought you might say that. So we made this video for you. What? Welcome to the most
Villager-friendly update ever! There’s campfires, berry bushes. Panda. There’s Taiga Villages,
Desert Villages. Panda. Tundra Villages. Savannah Villages. Uh…fox. Villagers all over the
realm are loving life! Thanks to the update, I got a job as an armorer. Look at all this stuff. The update gave me a
whole bunch of new trade. And look – we have levels now! Gotta find a bed! Gotta find a bed! Agghhh! Yes, we all have new
jobs now. I’m a farmer. Hey, get off my crop! Shoo! Get away! Ugh, nitwits! Any bad thing? No, no, the update is the greatest thing to
happen to villager kind! See how much better
your life could be! Get the Village & Pillage update today! Uh, the Village and what? Doesn’t it look great? Uh, did that say “Pillage”? Sir, will you be updating now? Uhhhh…. Well, there you have
it. Another citizen satisfied with the update. Thank you, Villager Number Nine. The Village & Pillage Update is out now. Have you updated yet? Yes. Not you, them! [MUSIC] Villager News.

100 thoughts on “VILLAGER (and Pillager?) NEWS

  1. Im glad and very happy for element animation, first they team up with mojang for april foolss, now they get to team up with them again in this ad(does that make evry villager news canon???? Pls make it so :D) and then they reach 3 mil, 2019 is good year, Scott would be very proud :,)

  2. Who animated this because I know the voice…Dan Loyd he has a channel named Element Animation you should check his channel out

  3. Villages – we love this update even though there are more things that want to kill us!
    Me – thanks Mojang for making villagers dumber

  4. 6 years old me: I wish villager news was in minecraft
    Now: may not be in the game but hey at least they made this 🙂

  5. I am so glad to have found this in my reccomended section. I didn’t watch this when the update came out, but it makes me happy to know that Minecraft collaborated with a YouTuber I watched all the time when I was younger.

  6. Trades from the blacksmith
    5 emeralds -> iron helmet
    36 emeralds -> bell
    1 emerald -> iron boot
    1 diamond -> 1 emerald
    1 emerald -> chain helmet
    24 emerald -> enchanted diamond leggings
    20 emerald -> enchanted diamond boots

    wtf?

  7. All jokes aside, this is the epitome of what fake news like CNN is. Their lies are blatantly obvious to everyone, but not considered. I’m reluctant to say, but Fox kinda is, too

  8. Wait…. Villager number 9 is dead from the war with the creeper. I think he was brought back, with the reverse snap

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