Never ask a Dinosaur to Dinner Read Aloud by Books Read Aloud For Children



Never ask a Dinosaur to Dinner. By Gareth Edwards & Guy Parker-Rees. Never ask a dinosaur to dinner. Really, never ask a dinosaur to dinner. Because a T-Rex is ferocious And his manners are atrocious, And you’ll find that if he’s able . . . He will eat the kitchen table! He’ll grow fatter while the rest of you grow thinner, So never ask a dinosaur to dinner. Please don’t share your toothbrush with a shark. Really, please don’t share your toothbrush with a shark. They’ve got so many rows of teeth On the top and underneath, And any self-respecting shark’ll Want each little tooth to sparkle. If you rush him . . . . . . he may make a rude remark, So please don’t share your toothbrush with a shark. Never let a beaver in the basin. Really, never let a beaver in the basin. He’ll block it up with sticks and mud, And turn the taps on till they flood, And build a great big beaver dam and Fill the whole thing up with salmon! And it won’t be very nice to wash your face in, So never let a beaver in the basin. Please don’t use a tiger as a towel. Really, please don’t use a tiger as a towel. Because in case you have forgotten Tigers are not made of cotton, And although they’re furred quite thickly They can get cross very quickly. And you’ll find they have a rather scary growl, So please don’t use a tiger as a towel. Never choose a bison for a blanket. Really, never choose a bison for a blanket. Because although it’s warm and woolly You will find it is a bully, And its hooves will be too clumpy And its horns will make you grumpy, And by morning-time you will not want to thank it. So never choose a bison for a blanket. Please don’t let a barn owl in your bed. Really, please don’t let a barn owl in your bed. Because the first thing that you’ll learn’ll Be a barn owl is nocturnal. She will hunt for voles and hoot all night And leave your bed a dreadful sight! You’ll wish that owl was in a barn instead, So please don’t let a barn owl in your bed. Now, here’s how you can have a lovely sleep. Really, here’s how you can have a lovely sleep . . . Say NO to beaver, shark and owl! Avoid the tiger and his growl! Steer clear of every dinosaur! Leave bison at the bedroom door! These animals won’t help you rest! At bedtime here is what is best . . . Stick to ONE teddy . . . . . . and a flock of sheep. And THAT’S how you can have a lovely sleep.

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  1. Nice read! Thanks for this video! Quick question; is there concern for copyright infringement when reading books aloud online?

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