Lines you wouldn't read in a romantic novel | Mock the Week – BBC Posted on May 31, 2019May 31, 2019 by Hans Swaniawski by Hans Swaniawski Post navigation Farida Ado, Romance Novelist, On Writing In Shadow Of Boko Haram | Next Generation Leaders | TIMESomething Real, a Culture Novel Based Fan Film By Hieroglyphic Films 30 thoughts on “Lines you wouldn't read in a romantic novel | Mock the Week – BBC” "Yes, yes, yes!"cried Mr Clinton. Reply I have parents Reply and when they just started, she said 'i think it's the wrong hole'……. Reply They need more prompts for the “scenes we’d like to see” section. I love it, but it’s a little repetitive Reply My ones:As he slid into her, she gently moaned, 'UNEXPECTED ITEM IN THE BAGGING AREA' Rachel's love made him feel like a boy again. So after sex he promptly cried, called for his mummy and shat himself. 'DON'T YOU LOVE ME ANYMORE?' cried Harold, his words echoing over the fields, the wind carrying his voice.She replied tentatively. 'New phone who dis' she whispered, before disappearing. Gary undid his zip, and Florence was overwhelmed with excitement. 'DID IT JUST WINK???!?!?!' she whispered. Reply Based on what I know of romance novels, I am 98% convinced people would have used these exact lines had they not been used here first XD Reply Ed Byrne is extremely underrated oh my Reply The swallows one Reply Do they make this up on the spot? X Reply After they had the best night out together, he decided that now was the time. He went down on one knee and said "…Will you carry me?". Reply I know I should get over you, but you're too big. I'll just have to get up and go round instead. Reply And as Stephen was looking at his girl’s lower back tat, he could only think of one thing… “Any lower back tattoo is queer, it might as well say insert cock here….” 🤣🤣 https://youtu.be/9OqIpzZ2fsQ Reply I understand some English, and I didn't laugh! I guess it's normal. Reply Bazingalaugh track Reply Swallows. Reply This show’s dead Reply "This show isnt funny anymore" he typed joyously into the comment section, just as he had written before on every clip hed seen of the show since the first time it went to air… Reply Wow, the comments section isn't nothing but "This show isn't funny any more" as it normally is Reply You have got to give the produces of the show credit. They are forced to include tokens on the panel, so they pick the most outrageously unfunny examples that they can find. The viewer is left asking "why is this person even on this show?", and then it dawns on them, "oh yeah, obvious mandatory token". Reply Ed set his bar too high with "I want to see you shit in this bin." a few transmissions ago. Reply As he made love to her, he noticed liquid coming out of her ear. He'd literally shagged her brains out. Reply Reader I shagged him didn’t get the credit it deserved Reply "As he climaxed inside her, John knew he would never be able to visit the Statue of Liberty again." I FUCKING CAN'T. Reply Siete tutti simpatici e bravi voi britannici. Reply Re: the Statue of Liberty… it gives a whole new meaning to “Coming to America”! Reply I read a lot of romance novels. "Reader, I shagged him" would not be too out of the ordinary. Reply that lidl one was the only funny one lol Reply Do they make them up on the spot or do they have time to prepare? Reply He fell into her arms and made sweet, passionate love. He knew deep down their love was forbidden, especially when the police came and said, "Sir, the cemetery is closed after dark." Reply wasnt that good this one Reply Leave a Reply Cancel reply Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment Name * Email * Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment.