should knock I told you what she did last night although I was introduced as being 20 I'm actually 21 years old oh yeah he knows the importance I'm not trying to brag or anything I'm going to tell you about my light night last night had a couple beers you know yeah got a little tipsy got a little existential crisis you last night a drunk text messaged god I just wanted to tell him I've been thinking about him a lot and to tell him I'm stalking a church I meant to write starting a church no one spells drunk text right anyway last night I sent out a buttload of embarrassing text and then copied them to everyone I know like yo like sup like I was out sinning crawled into bed the room is spinning it's all in my head I can't get to sleep in the way to the world is the way to my sheets here's the great thing about my church you keep the religion cuz my church is for those of us who grew up wishing we believed in an afterlife and for those of us who were so close to God we could practically lean over and make out with her my church is sick of bloody Crusades – the march of drum cores I'm starting a church they get pissed off and starts thumb wars maybe a church that gets Monday's off religious reasons a church that throws foam parties and elevators to learn about praise the roof the roof the roof is on fire we'll dance as it burns for eight magical days that was a Jewish reference and no offense to Gideon Bibles but my church goes into hotel rooms and fills the drawers at the top with chocolate pillow mints at my church if you choose to come to Sunday school you don't learn about hell hell no you eat John Stewart and Stephen Colbert shaped potato chips and watch Chappelle's Show my church had Ten Commandments five precepts and a workplace abuse handbook but we partied hard last week and I think we left them in a restroom at Chuck E Cheese now we just go by picture of a heart that I found in a bar napkin my church tongue-kissed your mom last night uh I'm just kidding she left five red fingers across my face we hung out with the Creator I think she loves you she's beautiful she's got daughter tattooed on her left bicep – son on her right my church is at the center of the planet and has the most amazing stained-glass windows the glass is the floor the ocean the colors when you look up and see blue and a manatee I love manatees and the forest canopy Tony Montana comes to my church and forgets he left his cocaine in the car we play stairway to heaven on Hendrix with broken guitar my church gets fucked up on communion wine asks lampposts to be our Valentine my church bar hops together in my church if you don't blow yourself to smithereens you get 17 virgins in a room to yourself where you go and play starfox together my church got beat up by the skateboard kids for being a rollerblade kid but rolled to school the next day on one skate and two crutches drew to the fight with a fist in the air screaming fruit booters unites much church can feel its pulse in its fingertips has three stomachs because our fear is hard to swallow but love always has room my church has a love bladder and always asked to go to the bathroom there are drawbacks of course my church will not resurrect your dead hamster my church will not play for keeps wear Versace give out baby Jesus tamagotchis and Tom Cruise thinks my church sucks balls I'm not Jesus Christ but I can turn water into kool-aid and I'm not Jim Jones but my church is like totally occult and everyone drinks the kool-aid and everyone dies but for some people the kool-aid doesn't kick him until you're 105 surrounded by everyone who matters most you yes some of us go early but at my church you have to think about that possibility because my church makes you scared I'm talking like waves of fear like you're lying at bed at night you pull the blankets up to your neck and your covers are like a tsunami of fear and you start hyperventilating thinking about here getting older way faster than your dreams are getting accomplished about how skinny your arms are about how fat your tummy is how much is gonna suck to eventually lose the power to think about all the badass stuff we do it our charge don't fall asleep yet contrary to popular belief that's not where dreams get accomplished the body of Christ is your body the body of Buddha be your body your body be usable your body be suitable your body be dutiful you don't need anything different keep your broken cell phones don't delete your text messages you might read those stupid-ass badly spelled rants over on Sunday morning with a pounding headache and have a religious experience thank you guys Oh
whenever i'm sad or super anxious i watch this and it makes me feel better
Watsky to release 1/2 spoken word album 2019?
I haven't watched this video in years. How remiss of me. But you start it off by mentioning Chinaka Hodge. @[email protected] And the iTunes link mentions Passion, Rafa, Dahlak, Gab…what have I been missing?! @[email protected]
Flavor aide. But I worship this
I died when he said i can turn water into koolade
Is it bad i cried twards the end.. a good cry i think
I got to go see Watsky in concert at a small bar in Missoula. I've been watching his videos since the beginning.it's amazing to have seen his career grow! Such a talented guy, so thrilled I got to meet him!
I keep coming back to this. Thank you watsky.
I’m not trying to brag or anything but I’m going to tell you about my night last night
Had a couple beers, ya know
Yeah, got a little tipsy
Got a little existential crisis-y
Last night I drunk text messaged God
I just wanted to tell him I’d been thinkin’ about him
A lot
And to tell him I’m stalking a church
I meant to write starting a church
No one spells drunk texts right, anyway
Last night I sent out a buttload of embarrassing texts and then copied them to everyone I know
Like “Yo”
Like “Sup”
I was out sinning
Curled in a bed
The room is spinning
It’s all in my head
I can’t get to sleep
And the weight of the world
Is the weight of my sheets
Here’s the great thing about my church:
You can keep your religion ‘cause my church is for those of us who grew up wishing we believed in an afterlife
And for those of us who were so close to god we could practically lean over and make out with her
My church is sick of bloody crusades to the march of drum corps
I’ll start a church that gets pissed off and starts thumb wars
Maybe a church that gets Mondays off for religion reasons
A church that throws phone parties in elevators to learn about praise
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire
We’ll dance as it burns for 8 magical days
That was a Jewish reference
No offense to Gideon bibles but my church goes into hotel rooms and fills up the drawers with chocolate pillow mints
And my church, if you choose to come to Sunday school, you don’t learn about hell
Hell no
You eat Jon Stewart and Steven Colbert shaped potato chips and watch Chapelle’s show
My church had 10 commandments, 5 precepts, and a workplace abuse handbook but we partied hard last week and I think we left them in a restroom at Chuckie Cheese
Now we just go by a picture of a heart that I found on a bar napkin
My church tongue-kissed your mom last night
Um, I’m just kidding
She left 5 red fingers across my face
We hung out with the creator
I think she loves you
She’s beautiful
She’s got ‘daughter’ tattooed on her left bicep
‘Son’ on her right
My church is at the center of the planet and has the most amazing stained-glass windows
The glass is the floor of the ocean
The colors are where you look up and see blue and a manatee
I love manatees
And the forest canopy
Tony Montana comes to my church and forgets he left his cocaine in the car
We play “Stairway to Heaven” on Hendrix’s broken guitar
My church gets fucked up on communion wine
Asks lamp posts to be our Valentine
My church bar hops together
At my church, if you don’t blow yourself to smitherines, you get 17 virgins in a room to yourself
Where you go and play Starfox together
My church got beat up by the skateboard kids for being a rollerblade kid
But rolled to school the next day on one skate and 2 crutches
True to the fight
With a fist in the air
Screaming “fruit Buddhas unite!”
My church can feel it’s pulse in it’s fingertips
Has 3 stomachs because our fear is hard to swallow
But love always has room
My church has a love bladder and always asks to go to the bathroom
There are drawbacks of course:
My church will not resurrect your dead hamster
My church will not play for keeps
Wear Versace
Give out baby Jesus Tomagachi’s
And Tom Cruise thinks my church sucks balls
I’m not Jesus Christ
But I can turn water into Kool-Aid
And I’m not Jim Jones
But my church is like, totally a cult
And everyone drinks the Kool-Aid
And everyone dies!
But for some people the Kool-Aid doesn’t kick in until you’re 105
Surrounded by everyone who matters most to you
Yes, some of us go early, but at my church you have to think about that possibility
‘Cause my church makes you scared
I’m talkin’ like waves of fear
Like you’re lying awake at night
And you pull the blankets up to your neck
And your covers are like a tsunami of fear
And you start hyperventilating
Thinking about how you’re getting older way faster than your dreams are getting accomplished
About how skinny your arms are
About how fat your tummy is
About how much it’s gonna suck to eventually lose the power to think about all the badass stuff we do at our church
Don’t fall asleep yet
Contrary to popular belief, that’s not where dreams get accomplished
The body of Christ is your body
The body of Buddha be your body
Your body be usable
Your body be suitable
Your body beautiful
You don’t need anything different
Keep your broken cell phones
Don’t delete your text messages
You might read those stupid-ass,
Badly spelled rants over on a Sunday morning with a pounding headache
And have a religious experience.
God isn’t real. Otherwise, this is good. N
Man i love listening to this. Even years after finding it, it still makes me feel stuff.
I was out sinning
Curled in a bed
The room is spinning
It’s all in my head
I can’t get to sleep
And the weight of the world
Is the weight of my sheets
What exactly was he trying to say though? What was the main point he was trying to argue?
gosh I love this man
church of blessed concerts
4:30
This is my church.
This is awesome I love this so much
That was something
Whoaaaaa this
I like this church I mean it has free hotel chocolate mints I mean its great
lame
oh damn
So much truth in this poem, eventually u only need love, not 10 commandments
cause real love wont kill eachother
real love wont make out with someone elses wife
real love wont steal from another
real love wont lie
cause real love cares for everyone no boundry of nation no boundry of money, no boundry for giving someone a hug who needs it.
I will always love this slam poem
In another life, Watsky could've been a successful mega-church preacher. Seeing him live is mesmerizing. He can command a room and make it look like he's not even trying.
You know this is from 2008 when theres a myspace link in the description
where is this church!
''The quality sucks'' Its from 2008, what the fuck did you expect? It's great no matter the quality
Thank you for this, it helped me, just thank you
this was awesome
This is my favorite 240p video.
the quality tho