Arthur – I'm a Poet/The Scare Your Pants Off Club (with Commercials)



every day when you're walking down the street everybody that you need you got to listen to your heart listen to the beat listen to the rhythm with your mother's feet both in aerospace punakha peers get together it's a simple message from the heart Hey hey DW Hey my sister is a sissy by Jack Prelutsky my sister is a sissy she's afraid of dogs and cats our toad can give her tantrums and she's terrified of rats she screams at things with stingers things that buzz and things that crawl just the shadow of a spider sends my sister up the wall a lizard makes her shiver and a turtle makes her squirm she positively cringes at the prospect of a world she's afraid of things with feathers she's afraid of things with pearl she's scared of almost everything how come I'm scared of her I'm a poet only two days until the library poetry contest and only one student is signed up fern fern ever said she will poetry fern never says anything the judge is famous poet Jack Prelutsky not too late to enter listen I'm a poet moon June spoon a loon just thinking of poetry oh it makes me sleepy binky no it's twice as boring as a poem what two poems ha ha ha ha you only make fun because you couldn't write a poem if you tried the mug she said all year you tell him fern maybe I couldn't write a poem but neither could they I could if I wanted to meet you no problem I can write a better poem than you with my brain time my back Arthur oh yeah I'd like to see that oh I bet none of you could even write a poem I could – maybe binky can't but I can there's nothing Arthur can do that I can't do you are spotted running around at a completely oh me but I'm gonna help me push that alright alone right now I bet that none of you can write a poem and finish it in time to submit it to the poetry contest I'll bet all not only better than babies is anybody else hungry anyone who does it has to join the Poetry Club for a year bet or are you a bunch of chickens do you write a poem I thought you I don't want to go to Poetry Club for a whole year it'll be a cinch we just find a good poem and write one like it the time has come the walrus said to talk of many things of shoes and ships and sealing wax of cabbages and kings and why the sea is boiling hot and whether pigs have wings nod I don't think I can write like that let's find one that makes sense what does this mean something better than his dog a little dearer than his horse maybe it's a riddle what's better than his dog a little deer and then his horse a gerbil that can do your homework nothing's better than my dog skip this guy he doesn't like dogs whoa listen to these titles the Haunted palace the Conqueror worm that must be about a giant worm listen it was the dad who groaned within cool I got one that makes sense listen my children and you shall hear of the midnight ride of Paul Revere alright we're ready how long did you work on your poem last night I sort of watch TV brain has finished his poem already can I read it to you any comments will help me perfect it for the contest I the brain will explain what makes rain water droplets are what clouds contain they reach saturation become precipitation hit the ground and hole right down the drain I'm done too my favorite thing to do is shop for shoes shirts code three you can never have enough jewelry and games until I drop I love to shop that's not a poem it's a list shop rhymes with drop duh everyone else remember to have your poems done by tomorrow listen my children as I tell you about a doc any chicken on a bus to Oklahoma yeah buster when you're done with your poem can you help me I'm done but I'm busy watching a video sorry I know a great poem roses are red violets are blue my nose smells and your feet do too that's so funny doesn't that crack you up Arthur Arthur why the big rush to get to school I have to stop at ferns house can I hear that again Once Upon a midnight cloudy a big old bat said howdy howdy buster oh you said you were done oh I didn't want you to think I couldn't do it instead of copying other people's poems why not just write about what you like who'd want to hear what I like who wouldn't today is very boring it's a very boring day there is nothing much to look at there is nothing much to say there's a peacock on my sneakers there's a penguin on my head there's a dormouse on my doorstep I am going back to bed today is very boring it is boring through and through there is absolutely nothing that I think I want to do I see Giants riding rhinos and an ogre with a sword there's a dragon blowing smoke ring I am positively bored today is very boring I can hardly help but yawn there's a flying saucer landing in the middle of my lawn a volcano just erupted less than half a mile away and I think I felt an earthquake it's a very boring day thank you thank you let's have our first contestant and the ghosts of all the fallen trees weep for a world that can't live without them Thank You mr. polesky I have all of your poetry books you are obviously a little girl with impeccable taste our next poet is francine frensky my dad took me to a hockey game I got hit in the head by a puck I yelled out ow my head ow call an ambulance out ow oh brother this hurts but ice on it it's gonna swell I got a big old purple lump on my head and used it for show-and-tell people think I can't write a poem but they are so wrong I can write a poem I wrote this one I wrote this poem and I gave it the title pinky's poem so shut up the end that's not a poem here I'm poem with column four times it was great yeah I think E our final poet is Buster Baxter these are the things that make me nauseous floppy green goop that drips from faucets blue hair that grows on slices of red when your big old dog tears in your bag when a dirty sock drops on your face PU when your friend's baby sister starts to speed half a worm in the Apple you bit finding human bone in your jello no slime lean and yellow and people who eat creamed corn with their mouths open so you can see it in I probably shouldn't mention the free butterscotch pudding being served at the reception oh hi Julie I couldn't help it the street was full of elephants our final final poem is Jimmy goes to the city by Arthur read Jimmy was a happy ape until some hunters caught him he liked the jungle better than the city where they brought him the city was louder the city was meaner even the dirt in the jungle was cleaner so Jimmy made a daring escape the hunters were suddenly minus-18 he climbed the tallest building because from there he seen how far away the jungle was from the middle of the city Jimmy jumped into a passing plane but the pilot didn't wait for him to explain Jimmy pull back to the jungle and hold is a friends in their lair the city's okay for a visit but you couldn't make me live there and the winner of the contest is I hate contrasts you all win and nobody has to join the Poetry Club because they won the bet but this was young I know lots of other disgusting I want to join hey here's a sign-up list mr. pearl etske could you read us another poem all right well Buster's poem put me in mind of one of my own called jellyfish to jellyfish dude I'm loony for you I dearly adore you Oh truly I do diapers milk and laundry determine $25 unit stuff he just said routine oil change $20 haircut $75 $75 to spend more time with your family priceless that's getting your errands done quicker too yeah yeah I heard you the first time stupid voice over there are some things money can't buy for everything else there's MasterCard Oh start simple start right Kellogg simple grain cereals take you from seed to spoon with just a few ingredients kellogg's raisin bran cornflakes and rice krispies simple wholesome goodness start simple start right it's the stick it where it hurts to feel well hatch works in a hurry of your well action last a long time to do well well catch it brings you back to world acts whatever your pain well catch brings you back to where Oh Egg McMuffin good call babe and you're definitely not my boyfriend oh it's easy to get lost in breakfast at McDonald's closed captioning provided by a fabulous sofa-bed with love seats for just $5.99 Jennifer convertible America's largest sofa bed specialist Alaska this is the year for a free vacation planner call 876 Alaska lumineers the porcelain veneers that transform your smile Lumineers have dramatically changed my life for a free information packet call 877 Lumineers I should ease preparation-h use preparation-h cooling gel cools on contact for fast relief preparation-h cooling gel did you ever start a book you can't put down until you're done when I started scared your pants off club book I just can't stop Arthur either hey Arthur Arthur ah for goodness sake turn that light off and go to sleep wait does I'm a mister I can't stop until I know how it ends the scarier pants off club tada by special request a hearty breakfast of my world-famous whoopie waffles whoopee Oh morning mom dad got her on her hips Arthur whoopee I'm impressed me breakfast first oh okay Arthur why are you in such a hurry sorry mom gotta get to the library fast to be first in line to get the new scarier pants off bub book the library on a Saturday Wow hard to argue with that if he's not eating seconds can I have his got it honey gotta get there first Oh gasps we should have met earlier yeah like three days ago hey maybe they're all just here to study I guess we could check out some of the old haunts to read again yeah like curse of the Mummy's breath whoo that was really scary our bones in the Attic for the scariest one of all zombie substitute teacher I'm afraid I have bad news you won't be able to check out the new scare your pants off club booked today after all in fact all scare your pants off club books have been removed from our shelves until further notice I don't get it who would want to get rid of our books in local news a parent's group chased a series of children's books off the shelves of the public library today Julie paws P 8 WS that's parents against weird stories say the scary stories are bad for kids we tried to reach EI de Peau the writer of the books for comment with no success paws is having a rally for other concerned parents tomorrow in front of the library condition red Arthur if we ever want our pants scared off again we've got to do something fast Arthur what are we gonna do it's not fair not much we can do generally speaking minors have limited access to legal recourse or arbitration come on we can't give up we never gave up before sure we have lots of times no and it's important remember when you helped clean out my garage so I see go see galaxy Avengers Hey look at me whoa I remember nice going buster the point is we made it to the movie the next day okay but what about the time Buster needed help with math hmm maybe author's right but what can we do I know we can go on strike no more homework till we get our books back well it was worth a try what we need to do is quantitatively demonstrate that we're not alone in our opinion huh we have to show paws a lot of kids want their books back I oh we should get signatures on a petition that's what my mom did to save the old city hall building do we have enough time they meet tomorrow there's only one way to find out good morning outlet city step right up sign your name to save our books and see the amazing Arthur perform feats of daring down Buster are you sure about this it's like a commercial Arthur before we can get them to sign we have to get their attention nope go ahead sign on the dotted line pauses taking your books away so I'm asking for your help today line up now and sign your name that's the point of my jump rope game impact on school performance is geometric as you can see there's a marked rise in the learning curve is it not obvious you should sign no but will sign if you promise to stop explaining why we should absolutely excuse me ma'am but a parent's group took our favorite books out of the library would you sign a petition to put them back I see I'm not the only one doing volunteer work today but it depends on the books I wouldn't want to go against your parents they're not our parents we don't know who they are but the books are our favorites they scare your pants off Club books the scare your pants off Club books do you read Emma um Arthur all of them I haven't missed a single one then this is serious maybe I should speak to this parents group don't give up Arthur you and your friends are doing a good thing sure thanks I think hey wait you forgot to sign do you think we have enough names I think so we just have to hope they'll listen to us who wants to go to wonder old for free I'm having a big party there for all my friends and you're all invited Wow Wonderworld lick the normal let me too much back sugar Oh take it away hey hey Muffy look it's your parents guess don't know the harm these books do my poor daughter read just one and it gave her nightmares we started paused to save other kids we're having a big rally for all concerned parents at the library tomorrow your mom and dad started pause yes and they say that no one is working against them is allowed to come to my party Wow what but we have to gather books back Muffy you just have to decide which means Lord she Wasser my fabulous party or a bunch of silly books I don't know what to do mom I don't want to miss Muffy's Wonderworld party but I don't want to lose my favorite books either Arthur all I can say is when you add everything up you have to do what you think is right even if it means making a sacrifice but what if I'm the only one who decides to protest pause what if are my friends decide to go to wonder world instead can't be afraid to look foolish for something you believe in son hammy that rubber nose I'm late for the children's charity benefit ah huh I wondered where that was I'm not doing this for Edie crosswire of crosswire motors corner apartment Lakewood open most nights till 10:00 I'm doing it to save our kids uh mr. crosswire speaking for the kids we really want our books back and we got these signatures of support that's nice sunny but believe me we're doing this for your own good excuse me but have you read any of the books well have you I am proud to say I wouldn't read those books if you paid me it's misma qward my grade school English teacher you never did read it that's why the writer works so hard to write stories kids like to read so maybe they'll read other books too hey what makes you such an expert I wrote them you wrote the scare your pants off Club books yes EA Depot is my pen name mister have all your books does anyone have a pen oops you've read them all well Mary Alice crosswire if it wasn't that woman's books that give you a nightmare what was it just a minute here I think I'm beginning to understand who ate my quart of has an affair ice cream you know it gives you nightmares Muffy how could 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25 thoughts on “Arthur – I'm a Poet/The Scare Your Pants Off Club (with Commercials)

  1. (1:46) D.W.: screams Me: I didn’t notice my sister had jumped up on the ceiling lamp, until she broke it, rumbles, cracks, crashes by accident.

  2. Hahahahaha, Buster trying to do math @ 19:28 – 19:30 !!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂 …I relate with that hardcore 😂😂😂😂😂😂
    DAMN, I LOVE THIS SHOW!!! <3 <3 <3

  3. What!?!? Mr. Crosswire banned scare you’re pants off books!?!? Curse you mr. Crosswire!!!
    Dr doofensmirtz: curse you perry the platypus!!!!!!

  4. Arthur- aardvark
    Francine & Muffy- monkeys
    Buster-  rabbit.
    Sue Ellen -cat,
    Prunella- poodle
    Fern- dog 
    George – moose from Sweden The Tibble Twins- bear cubs
    Brain- Bear of Senegalese decent
    Jenna Morgan (Class mate)- Cat
    Binkie- Bulldog
    Mr ratburn- Rat

  5. 7:26
    Arthur: You said you were done!
    Buster: I didn’t want you to think I couldn’t do it!
    Me: Well you should have thought of that before lying to your best friend about being done and then making an excuse to not help him! Don’t tell me Arthur’s friends are secretly against him!! Buster don’t ever lie to him again!

  6. Hmm kinda wish kids like these still existed, they read books witch made them smarter, think, and adapt, while kids today make a line for a phone that makes them think less, depend on the phone because it's a smart phone, and since you don't do all the thinking, they are more stupid.

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