Animaniacs Dot's Poetry Corner Compilation

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  1. Roses are red, violets are blue
    That's what they say but it just isn't true.
    Roses are red and apples are too
    But violets are violet, violets aren't blue.
    An orange is orange but Greenland's not green.
    A Pinky's not pink, so what does it mean?
    To call something violet that's not, we defile it.
    But aw what the heck, it's hard to rhyme violet.

  2. “Once there was a man in Pohot
    Who dreamed he was eating his shoe
    He woke with a fright in the middle of the night to find that his dream came true!”

  3. Little miss muffet sat on her tuffet, and what a big tuffet she had. If you're feeling insecure, just stand next to her, and then you won't feel so bad.

  4. To call something blue when it’s not is to defile
    Uhh what the heck it is hard to rhyme violet.

    And she just rhymed it lol.

  5. Jack be nimble
    Jack be quick
    Jack jumped over the candlestick
    And burnt his butt.

    Goodnight everybody!!!!!!!!!!

  6. Miss Lucy had a steamboat.
    The steamboat had a bell.
    Miss Lucy went to heaven
    And the steamboat got impounded due to reports of serious safety problems.

    Thank you.

  7. This little piggy got her own primetime sitcom and it really kills me cuz I'm so much better then she is! Thank you.

  8. Mary had a little lamb
    she tied it to a pylon.
    10,000 vaults went up it's ass
    and turned it's wool to nylon.

  9. I have my own poem!

    [cough] Ahem… Hey Diddle Diddle….

    Hey diddle diddle!

    The cat and the fiddle!

    The cow jumped over the moon!

    The little dog laughed, because he knew a cow could never jump over a moon since cows weigh a lot more than pigs, and pigs haven't even learned to fly yet.

    Thank you.

  10. "I'm a little teapot, short and stout/
    Here is my handle, here is my…
    (puts hands on both hips)
    DAMMIT, I'M A SUGAR BOWL!"

  11. Dot should have said "there are 30 days in September, April, June, and November. The rest have 31. Except for February that has 28 or 29 days."

  12. The shoe one is short. She said " there was an old lady that lived in a shoe, and boy, did it smell in there!"

  13. I'm a little teapot. Short and stout. Here is my handle and here is a note from my shrink. HE SAYS IM GETTING BETTER!! LAST WEEK I THOUGHT I WAS A TOASTER OVEN!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Thank you

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