Hello everyone! Virtual Gamer Kizuna AI here! Now! Doki Doki Literature Club! Let’s do this! Last time, I kind of made a mistake. I wish I didn’t name this protagonist ‘Ai-chan’, huh? I really regret it now~ Right, so now let’s write a poem! “Pick words you think your favorite club member will like” “Something good might happen with whoever likes your poem the most!” I see. Huh, what? Who do I choose? But everyone is so unbelievably cute, so I don’t know… I need a little bit of inspiration~ In the first place… Maybe we should try to get the first girl What should I do? but still… I don’t want to make him write something that’s too cool Games E-mail Empty Socks I guess I’ll pick the most outrageous words. Alright. Okay. Misfortune Lust?! L-Lollipop? Uh, and… Loneliness Papa Mouse Clicking Buttons (Onomatopoeia) Defeat Vanilla Uuh~ Crimson. You’re a Chuunibyou, huh. (Chuunibyou=Eighth Grade Syndrome) Uhh… Milk Depression Aaah~ Skip~ Waterfall Anything should be fine Parfait Who is it~ I’m here~ Oh no, it’s *this* shitty guy!… It’s because you let him in the literature club in the first place, of course he’ll come! Yeah, I might actually be surprised! He actually kept his promise, huh? hm? hm? hm? She’s such a good girl~ Of course, Yuri-chan! It’s okay! Yeah, you really have no reason to spoil him He’ll be everyone’s chair That’s right Natsuki-chan! …and last year too Yeah! That’s the way to go, Natsuki-chan. I approve. Right, you like manga huh~ Mon-… Man- Mon-… Man-… Manga is Literature! I understand “Ai-chan always does her best as long as she’s having fun” Uh, no, Sayori-chan? Anyone can do their best as long as they’re having fun Yeah, that’s the spirit. Keep at it Um, boss him around some more House on fire!? That’s dangerous I’m kinda jealous, heheh… Hmm?~ Oh! Yuri-chan you brought something for me?~ Sayori-chan? What is it, what is it? What is it!? I’m really curious! It doesn’t really matter? No, no, if it’s from someone as cute as you, it really does matter! It doesn’t matter if I’m receiving trash from you, I’ll be more than happy to throw it away Ah~ Was Yuri-chan the one we got? Was she? Yeah, really! Thank you for being so kind to this piece of trash! Hey guys, did you know. Hey did you know? This… this… When I remember that this guy is talking… It really pisses me off Grr! Who do you think you are, punk?! Watch your mouth! What? What? Oh! She’s recommending a book. You’re so kind~~ She picked out a book that she thinks Ai-chan will enjoy! So kind~! Oh! True, if it’s a short book… Right? It’ll be easier to read without getting tired. We can discuss itー So cute~~ Yuri-chan is so cute~~ What the hell is wrong with this guy?! “Why does she seem so cute all of a sudden?” She’s been cute since the beginning, dumbass! I’m pissed I seriously hate this protagonist. I’ve lost the will to keep playing I guess you are misunderstanding! He’s seriously pissing me off Ugh, so pissed Even if he were hot, I couldn’t stand him If he was really hot, then… I dunno. In today’s society, some people might stand him, but I wouldn’t What’re you digging around for? Manga of… manga? Ahhh~ I get it You start from the first volume and go in order That’s probably not it He said earlier that he reads manga, right? Hm? What manga? Ah! That’s right! She probably just wants to line them all up, so it looks organized Parfait Girls? Parfait… Girls? Don’t judge a book by its cover… True! That might be important But! You know… When you buy a book… There’s not really much to judge a book by besides the cover You have to make an attractive cover that will make people want to read it Right? That’s the job of a publishing company Just like this game Well, maybe it’s not colorful It’s dangerously moe. Ugh… Wa~ Waa? Waaa~? We can’t sit in chairs? Whaaaaat! That is so creepy! Are you reading it together? Eh? Read it at home! Borrow it! Read it at home! Please! Ughhh… I don’t know I don’t know because it’s my first time meeting you I do not know because we aren’t close enough I admit… That is funny Everyone… falls in love with him, huh A dramatic development… I see… Well, girls like that kind of story… hmm? Girls like that, right? What do you mean you think better of her now? I really hate this protagonist Cute! A tsundere~ Did she start making sweets because of manga? Cute! But you know what? When you read manga or books… You can pick up different kinds of hobbies and innuendos Did I say innuendos? I meant influences She’s like a cat! Ah! Wait, wait! We’re reading a book at such close proximity? And manga, no less? Huh? I really dont like this i dont like it! Why? Why!? Why? I hate it! Why..this guy Why this guy can do these kind of things but I can’t.. I hate it! This protagonist isn’t me I’m so pissed. The protagonist isn’t AI-chan That’s true… Mm? Ah! Cute! Ah, is she kind of embarrassed? That’s not true, right? That’s not true! Really? Nowadays, otakus don’t face that kind of prejudice, I think? You know it, right! What a loser Then hold back and watch your mouth Oh, I see Are you hesitating to leave it in your room Natsuki-chan? Wait, does this mean we’re on the Natsuki-chan route? It’s fine as long as you had fun! “Are you gonna keep reading or not?” I shall gratefully read it!! Cuuute! Oho, so she likes Minori-chan Such a cute girl Right? “All right, everyone!” Oh? I’m prepared! Y-y-yeah! P-p-p-p-p-prepared~ What if I borrow it and read it at home? Can I? Yeah, I won’t let you read it together with Natsuki-chan~ Just record your anime for later! If a cute girl tells you to read, then do it! Even if you have to stay up all night, read it! I’m back Oh, is it not? It’s a really crappy poem! Huh? I don’t..I don’t really care who’s first Then..Let’s go with Monika-chan! Join our Discord for all AI-chan news!
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Mimi Alola and Fnyx MC